50's Redneck Code for 'Not White People's Music'. We see who got the last laugh...

• Gaye, Marvin

• Keys, Alicia

• Prince

• Redding, Otis

• Sly and the Family Stone

No, I DON'T want the fucking Tote Bag and commemorative mug and Peter Paul And Mary video!!!

• Buffalo Springfield

• Byrds, The

• Dylan, Bob

• Mamas and the Papas, The

• Moby Grape

• Simon and Garfunkel

Trying to Contemplate The Maharishi on 5 Tabs a Day

• Blind Faith

• Cream

• Funkadelic

• Grateful Dead, The

• Hendrix, Jimi

• Iron Butterfly

• Jefferson Airplane, The

• Spacemen 3

• Spiritualized

• Traffic

(Blues Rock, Country Rock, and Roots Rock) Mosey Right Into the 1950s!

• Allman Brothers Band, The

• Creedence Clearwater Revival

• Joplin, Janis / Big Brother and the Holding Company

• Lynyrd Skynyrd

• Ten Years After

6/13 Time ROCKS!! Mellotron ROCKS!! Drum Solos ROCK!!

• Electric Light Orchestra

• Emerson, Lake, and Palmer

• Genesis

• Gentle Giant

• Jethro Tull

• King Crimson

• Moody Blues, The

• Pink Floyd

  • Barrett, Syd

• Van Der Graaf Generator

• Yes

Too Concerned With Penis To Be Heavy Metal

• AC/DC

• Aerosmith

• Deep Purple

• Derek and the Dominos

• Doors, The

• Free

• Guns 'n' Roses

• Kiss

• Led Zeppelin

• Mountain

• Rush

• Thin Lizzy

• Van Halen

Because Someone HAD to be played on the radio in the 70's

• Big Star

• Clapton, Eric

• Crosby, Stills, and Nash (and Young)

• Eagles, The

• Fleetwood Mac

• John, Elton

• Young, Neil

Too Concerned With Evil to be Hard Rock

• Black Sabbath

  • Ozzy Osbourne

• Iron Maiden

• Judas Priest

• Metallica

• Rainbow

• Sepultura

All Glossed Up and Nowhere to Go

• ABBA

• Bowie, David

• Queen

• Roxy Music

  • Eno, Brian

The sweet sublime sounds of sexy sexy silicon

• Kraftwerk

Garble Garble Garble! Jank Jank Jank!

• Can

• Modern Lovers, The

• New York Dolls, The

• Stooges, The

• Television

• Velvet Underground, The

• Zappa, Frank

PUNK The lack of graphics fits in to the aesthetic, just don't it?

• Black Flag

• Clash, The

• Dead Kennedys

• Minor Threat 

• Misfits, The

• Ramones, The

• Sex Pistols, The

How 'chainsaw buzz' turns to 'adult contemporary'

• Cure, The

• Joy Division

• Police, The

• Talking Heads

• U2

Because I'm a Man Who Likes To Hear Stories About Getting Shot In The Ass With Small Calibre Arms

• Dr. Dre

• N.W.A.

• Run DMC

• Wu Tang Clan, The

Alternative Rock, Britpop, Modern Rock, 90's Rock, Grunge, Indie, DIY, Sesame Street, Goat Calls

• Blur

• Flaming Lips, The

• Jane's Addiction

• Nirvana

• Pearl Jam

• R.E.M.

Artist Purgatory: Where Bands Wait Long Years For Me To Acquire Their Entire Catalogs

• Boston

• Costello, Elvis

• Hole

• Parton, Dolly